Shave legs,
Give birth,
Aunt flow,
Wear skirts,
Wax armpits,Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhoes,
And paint your toes, too.
High heels,
Pluck brows,
Skip meals,
Count pounds,
Some girls have to carry
Heavy mounds,
Were way past seven now,
But I'll keep going anyhow,
Uncomfy thongs,
Tight bras,
Tampons,
Blow our money on beauty salons,
Flat iron burns,
And health concerns
From hair dye fumes.